Not confirmed, but hot off the ethernet!!!
Word is circulating that Larney Farney AKA "Larney Farney" of the BIG BIG arms was bested in a contest of Arm Wrestling by Bennie Boots AKA "Nacho Libre". Observers of the event were stunned at the loss. Some rumoured that the Champ had been out of training and hitting the noodles a little too heavily.
Reporters on the scene said that the former champ asked for a rematch, only to be humiliated in less that 5 seconds by the determined and very buff Nacho.
No word on how the former champ took his trouncing from the heretofore unknown giant killer. However, he was heard to remark, "I'll be BACK!"
Nacho, always a humble and self effacing gentleman, said with a tear in his eye, and we quote, "Larney was always my hero. He's still a great role model, even if he is loosing his edge."
Ern was heard to offer some consolation to his "little" brother, "Tough noogies", he said.
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ahahahah. what in the world is this about? Is there a picture that goes along with the match between Ben and Len? Or am I reading too much in to it. ROFL... That was hilarious.
I can't reveal my, usually reliable, sources. But I have it on good authority.
Awesome report! I was an eyewitness at the take down. Unfortunately, no photos were taken. But, a roomful of people can verify these allegations. Both parties went away with a resolve to beef up training and keep up a rigorous diet plan. I suspect there will be an upcoming re-match. Then, we'll have cameras rolling and snapping away.
(sssweeeeet!!!)
I still can't believe it. Ben went thru him like a hot knife thru butter. It was barely a contest.
I don't recall the alleged incident...
I mis-wrestled...
I did not have locked hands with that man...
I know an arm wrestling match when I see it...
You can't trust the media...
I didn't inhale...
It may have been my eccentric old uncle...
It's a vast left "armed" conspiracy.
We report, you decide. Fox.
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